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Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.
Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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Safety Doggo

he will protecc you if you find this good boi
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Safety-deposit box

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."
by Fernando September 16, 2004
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safety desk

A boring job that is accepted by the employee due to his fear of unemployment. Most commonly used in reference to someone who has specialized in an art, but has accepted other employment due to the unpredictable nature of income while a professional artist.
John got himself a safety desk instead of sticking with the band.
by Owen-SF May 10, 2008
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Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.
Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `
by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011
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safety dance

The act of masturbating.

Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"

"Everybody look at your hands"

"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"

In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.

A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.

"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.

SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!
by Danno456 November 12, 2006
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safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.
when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.
by zadtheman March 22, 2012
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