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Adventist

Seventh-day Adventists, the primary group that formed out of the great disappointment in the mid 1800's had 14.4 million members as of 2005 (not 25 million as stated elsewhere). Figure gotten from the official Seventh-day Adventist Church website www.adventist.org.
The adventist belief in a soon return of their Saviour is comforting.
by Robbie-SDA June 18, 2007
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sadvertising

An advertisement scientifically engineered to make you sad.
Quick, turn off that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial! Using that kitten with a cast on its arm is pure sadvertising.
by easybakes January 5, 2012
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sadvertisement

An ad that you see that makes you sad and take pity so you buy stuff.
"Mum, look! That goldfish only has one eye! Can we adopt it? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
"No, darling, it's just a sadvertisement. Don't buy into it."
by shortperßon November 28, 2019
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Columbia Adventist Academy

A school operated by a few rich families, and you get graded off of a forced and/or faked relationship with the cult and where the politically left and right clash under the guidance of the Adventist cult
are you going to Columbia Adventist Academy? No, i dont enjoy the rich people grading me off of my relationship with a deity and being insulted by a certain staff member :(
by Official_JoeBiden October 6, 2022
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Springsteen Day Adventist

Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.
"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."

"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"

"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."
by Ass "T. Rex" DeGaul February 27, 2014
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seventh day adventist

Most boring christian denomination ever cant do anything except read the bible on friday nights until saturday sunset which ruins your whole weekend no jewelry e.g earings,pierceings,necklaces etc. Ellen White is god to them. Mostly vegetarians but some eat meat but its very limited cannot eat pork,shrimp,lobster,ham, and the list goes on.
hey!! its friday sunset turn off the TV!! no internet no playing outside come home and read the bible!! were Seventh day adventists goddamnit
by J.V.N June 28, 2007
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