seamonster

A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.

Brother of Conifist

Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?

by Seamonster May 2, 2004

Sexmonster

A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).

Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"

by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011

Sacmaster

When a male gets bit in the sac by an animal and gets stitches

What's up sacmaster

by Tjvaites2018 July 3, 2015

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Sacmaster

Defensive tight end with the ability to knock someone over without even touching them.

Also, a nickname of one such person.

Man, that guy is such a Sacmaster.

by jacknifesquid May 13, 2005

seemonster

A good looking person that many people are attracted to. They are called a seemonster because no one can tame them or put them on a leash.

Carl is a seemonster

by roanck November 7, 2008