Scorched earth

At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.

she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.

by Mr Satans mistress May 14, 2015

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Scorched

to verbally burn someone to a devastating degree

Eva: Elisa, your eyebrows look like birds, one day they are going to get up and fly away.
Braden: Scorched!
Elisa: I hate you guys

by boybraden December 21, 2014

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Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

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Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.

Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.

by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

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Storched

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017

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