he shoots! he scores!

Exclamation frequently used by hockey commentators.

Gretzky on the breakaway, he shoots! he scores! (applause)

by dude, where's my bagel? September 3, 2005

Never-Ended Scores

A song that is always skipped over after listening to it halfway.

Man, I dunno how she got Soulja boy on my mp3, but I'm not too upset about it. They'll just end up being Never-Ended Scores.

by suecra13 August 16, 2009

and he scores

1. means he put in there and made it feel good
2. a sport term for scoring in another teams goal

1. he scores and she is really liked it
2. and Andy Griffith scores

by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004

he shoots! he scores!

Yet another Waynes World phrase.

He shoots! He scores! meaning victorious/successful.

"Would you like to talk?" - Wayne
"Sure." - Cassandra (who is a total babe)
"He shoots! He Scores!" - Wayne

by lucimie July 26, 2005

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

Ground Scores

The competitive game of searching for a ground score(s) and comparing who found the “better lot”. This normally goes down by players combining into teams to enhance their search efforts, and reconvening at a specified time and area to compare items. The winners are the team or person who clearly found the best ground score or combination of scores. Winners often earn bragging rights, and as well, everyone who plays normally keeps what they found. Often time items are turned in to lost and found if they are an identification item, keys, a phone, or anything that would screw someone over really bad if they were without it. Drugs, cash, jewelry, tools, blankets, beer, tents, and food are common ground scores at music festivals.

Let’s play Ground Scores tonight!

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019

Labubu AP Scores

do not tell your friend jack about what this js

Dude did you get your Labubu AP Scores back?

by joey caliente July 8, 2025