S.R.U.

Sperm removal unit. A lady of loose morals, quite keen on sexual intercourse and not all that fussy about the other person involved. Publically rumoured to be an easy lay.

(Wincing) Oooh really you shagged Betsy the other night? Don't let that get out, I've heard she's a real S.R.U.

by The Gas May 7, 2008

S.R.P.S.

Strum Rate Per Second

Geoffrey - I was with my bitch last night and managed an S.R.P.S. of almost 4! Whats yours?
Howard- Well to be honest I haven't got over 2 without breaking my wrist.

by Scrotterz October 9, 2012

S.R.H.

supporting radical habits or
stoner's 'reaking havoc

Bro Hoe: hey baby i love your hat, but what does S.R.H. mean?

Bro: hoe u say u dont know, suppoting radical habits

Bro Hoe: so ur ok with my crack problem?

Bro: hell no, i just like the Spade

by m0n3ym1k3y November 8, 2007

S.R.P.

Abr. for Self Righteous Prick
Best used as a moniker for a sleazy, slimy, cheating, low-life,ex-boyfriend.

I hope S.R.P. and his witch-nosed girlfriend are miserable together.

by Karen Walker April 10, 2008

s’r’n’m’m

A way of abbreviating "sir and ma'am", thereby saving you 2 seconds of your life.

Thank you for the new shoes, s’r’n’m’m

by dsleumas37 November 26, 2009

S.R.T.

"stop right there." used when someone has shared too much information with someone else and the other party grows tired of hearing it.
sometimes used in conjunction with T.M.I.

"...so then, i took a dump and it was like four-"
"S.R.T., dude. i did NOT need to know that.

by madelinefersure December 26, 2008

S.R.H.

Semen Retention Headaches - Usually caused by excess build up and or back pressure of seminal fluid, into the testicles, for lack of active coitus.

Me and shortie is beefin so I gotta serious case S.R.H., but I got a fe fe that'll fix all that

by Smyte October 29, 2014