rumplestiltskin

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

rumplestiltskin

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.

"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."

by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007

reverse rumplestiltskin

Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair

While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.

by novanashville March 29, 2010

rumplestiltskin

my ex husband. another nickname is gremlin 🤩

rumplestiltskin won’t leave me alone 😩

by ponchohq March 30, 2021

Rumplestiltskin

A man that I unironically find sexy

Yup Rumplestiltskin

by The gay lizard April 28, 2022

Rumplestiltskin

A man that I unironically find sexy

Yup Rumplestiltskin

by The gay lizard April 28, 2022

Rumplestiltskin

The best character in Once Upon A Time.

Person: my favorite character in OUAT is Rumplestiltskin
Any insane person: nah the best character is Henry

by The gay lizard May 8, 2022