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rumpled slit skin

the labia. reference to Rumplestilskin, beloved children's character.
"labia, lips, rumpled slit skin, all these terms are acceptable, ladies and gentlemen..."
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
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rumpled tits

Tits that are very unpleasant to look at, feel, have, etc., They're generally unkempt, gross, nasty, or somehow misshapen or deformed. Overall, nasty.
"That Asia chick has some really nasty rumpled tits. I would never want to get down with her."

"Lindsy Lohan's tits were so rumpled after that surgery. Have you seen those pictures???"
by my ass is super hairy March 1, 2009
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Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
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Rumpled Stiltskin

The guy who gives oral sex on the street corner
oh look theres rumpled stiltskin giving bradley lowery some oral sex
by Musty brad March 29, 2021
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Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it
"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"
by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011
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rumpled roy-al

A euphemism for a butt.
Kiss my rumpled roy-al!
by jacktradewheaton October 25, 2014
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RCS, Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
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