Rumpled

When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!

Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.

by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012

rumple

Prior to the act of anal intercourse, the gentleman produces some saliva onto his fingertips or directly onto his partners anus to lubricate the anal insurtion!

If your a gentleman you will not forget to rumple first!

"Hold on dear i still need to rumple!"

by Joe Armstrong January 19, 2006

Rumple

slang word referring to those of a non-white, but not necessarily black ethnic origin, primarily Middle-Eastern.

Contraction of the name Rumpleshitskin.

Based upon the popular fairytale character Rumplestiltskin.

Interchangable with, Raghead, Dune Coon, Grit Nigger, Nappy Head, Towel Head etc.

First used by Jerry Black, of Plymouth U.K. on 10.04.2008.

"My mate in the Marines had a fucking great time in Iraq slotting Rumples."

by Jerry Black April 16, 2008

rumple

To give the appearance of being disheveled, messy, unkempt, untidy, or scruffy to a person, object, situation, etc..

"Oops!"
"Watch out! I just got all cleaned up and now you knock me onto the ground!"
"I am so sorry. I got you all rumpled...let me help you tidy up. It's the least I can do."

by Jame$m88 May 18, 2014

rumple

a short midgetlike man or women that is weird and goofy,rumple stands for rumplestiltskin the fictional character. Who was a short deformed midget.

Micheal Cook is Rumple.

by A.W. Anonymous April 10, 2008

Rumple

One who is boisterous, loud, full of life, vitality, and high spirits, a real rebel. He is usually stubborn and sticks to his guns. He is a peacemaker but he's not afraid to fight when necessary. He can hit you like a hurricane.

I'm glad that dude is a friend and not an enemy because you don't want to see him get ready to Rumple. He kicks ass!

by Rumplemeister October 21, 2011

Rumpled

To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.

I was rumpled in my dream last night.

by The biggest fucking dearie December 4, 2014