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Rumpert

Noun: a moron, somebody with questionable mental ability. To be a rumpert is to act or speak with intense idiocy and daftness.
Megan was talking about a song which she believed was real. She was being a complete rumpert.
by AuntyNana November 24, 2010
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rumpel shitskin

from the kids movie rumpelstiltskin. His long lost bumper-lipped, grease covered, shit smelling nigger brother who was sold to a slave owner in the south. Rumpelstiltskin was lucky enough to make it big in a kids movie. Rumpel shitskin on the other hand was stuck picking cotton, making yarn, and eating old porridge and salty creek water at the lovely warm feeling plantation. He slept on cow shit, and used frozen horse sperm as a pillow. One day his owner's dog raped him and his slave owner shot rumpel shitskin for sexually assaulting his dog. His body is now used as a coat rack and his head is hanging from his tree along with the other dead banana-eating monkeys. Being called rumpel shitskin is an extreme insult meaning the person(or nigger) is extremely lazy, worthless, dirty, smelly, ugly, slimey, greasy, and just a completely disgusting creature.
john:Did that velcro headed fudgie just steal your car and rape your wife?

billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel shitskin and made me a leather coat outta it.
by National Socialism February 11, 2010
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My cousin's husband is a rumptard
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rumper

A rumper is the act of fucking the asscrack of your girlfriend and cumming on the crack without penetration into the asshole or pussyhole.
I gave my girl a rumper.
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Rumpelstiltskin

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
by Frat28 November 1, 2009
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rumpernaught

1. a hooligan
2. a skank/slut
3. a person who hasn't showered in days
1." YOU BLAST-ENDED RUMPERNAUGHTS. GET OFFA MY LAWN."

2. see miley cyrus

3. "DUDE. Take a shower. You're starting to look like a rumpernaught"
by frikkk November 12, 2009
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