by eminem February 21, 2003

(verb) When you secretly do not want someone to come to your event, so you blow up their phone via text very early in the morning and send a same day invite. By texting them early in the morning, you hope they will be too irritated by you waking them up to bother going to your event
by Mind-Blasting Productions January 24, 2021

An uncircumsized penis. Originated from the observation that uncircumsized penis' have extra skin like the skin on a roosters neck.
by M Roberts April 28, 2007

Waka Flocka Flame - Rooster in my 'Rari explains how he has a rooster (orally talented female) in his ferrari, most likely performing what she is talented at while he is driving. (see roadhead ).
by DeeCe531 September 1, 2012

samantha: OMG George! YOUR ROOSTER IS HUGE
george: i do like my chickens big
samantha: you are fucking dumb, i'm breaking up
george: i do like my chickens big
samantha: you are fucking dumb, i'm breaking up
by theamazingass December 27, 2021

a ladsy lad, whose only goal is to become the ultimate lad, uni, authority and unladsy chooks will not get in his way. A rooster is contempt with his sexuality and is willing to do anything of the sexual or ladsy nature to become a roosteroo, and will avoid anything unladsy in nature which may dampen his chances of success
Person 1: that is one good lookin' rooster, i bet he gets a few birds back to the coop
Person 2: yes that is correct
Person 2: yes that is correct
by hannoboss January 17, 2011

by Freddy March 10, 2005
