russ rooking

when asians say "just looking" but because of their accents it sounds like russ rooking.

Sales Associate: Hi Sir, how are you today? Do you need any help?
Jackie Chan: No! Im russ rooking!

by i hate retail September 26, 2009

Rooling

When you're too sophisticated to write rofl, but still want to convey it, primarily in text form.

That joke had me rooling.

by Kerfufflator October 20, 2018

Rookmini

1. A being of limitless imagination and soul of true peacefulness

2. Causative agent to spontaneous massive erections

1. I passed a beautiful girl on the way to work, she was angelic and she changed my life, she must have been a Rookmini

2. Damn, Rookmini walked into the room and now I can't stand up

by Jay Mays October 19, 2010

Rocklin

A small suburb located in northern california, where the population is out-numbered by cops, and the most entertaining thing to do on the weekends is to
a) walk to 7-11

b) see a movie

c) go to walmart

d) sit at home and play xbox 360 until you can't see.

Its population is 90% elderly people, and It is a sucky place in general.

Emily: What should we do this weekend

Rebecca: Well, we are in Rocklin, the home of boredom, how about we see the new hannah montana movie again?

Emily: *dies of boredom.

by super-awesomeness April 3, 2009

Rocklin

A city in the Sacramento area in California, that's the guetto for white rich people that think they're black. Not to mention, the city is boring and has some crap schools. The only place in the WHOLE city that's fun is the movie theater - due to how shitty it is, all the teenagers go skateboarding at Safeway and then toilet paper some houses probably in broad daylight.

For all other fun, you travel to Roseville, where the only quality mall was set on fire by a black guy on October '10. There is also a large water park called Sunsplash but everyone's always away from Rocklin for the summer already since it's so shitty, so no one really goes there.

Johny: Hey Bob, what do you wanna do today?
Bob: I don't know, wanna go skateboard at Safeway and bother some people?
Johny: We did that yesterday. We live in Rocklin, remember? Let's go play Black Ops.
Bob: Kay.

by MtnDew32 January 13, 2011

Rocklin Spunk-Fountain

When a guy chokes and aspirates on another guys cum and it spurts out of his nose.

-Did you see the cum that came out of Danny’s nose?
-Yeah he had a Rocklin Spunk-Fountain!

by ThiccHamsicle69 October 1, 2022

Rocklin High School

This place got me done fucked up. Just hoes being hoes, bitches be crying because their friend called them a bitch or a hoe and they be BIG MAD. Niggas act like they got hoes but their really just getting played half of the time. Remember never trust a bitch in Rocklin. In conclusion this place is for people who dick slap each other and the low population of black people is alarming for such a great school. Remember skate fast and eat ass.

Jane: Fuck you Rebecca.

Rebecca: That's why you fucked Shane.
Jane: How dare you exposed me in front of everyone. *starts crying*
Jane: *Opens snapchat* "streaks, Don't HMU bad mood."
Rocklin High school: gay ass people

by boatz n hoes May 2, 2019