Roof

That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.

"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".

"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".

by Logan Scheibli February 16, 2009

Roof

1)A hat for a house
2)A lid for a house

'my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof'

by loz_g December 28, 2005

Roofed

Roofing, or, 'to roof' is to throw an object onto the roof of a building, usually to get rid of it but at the same time put it somewhere everyone can see it, people also throw other people's stuff onto a roof to get at them, you can also throw a ball onto a sloped roof and try to catch it as it comes back down.
Legend has it this was first done onto the roof of a Tech block facing a school field.

"What am I going to do with this?"
"Roof it."

"Hey *someone* just roofed *something*"

by Switch October 28, 2004

the roof

The thing that i raised since it was a baby

the roof is leaking again

by zombies are dead April 29, 2019

Roof

The action where an object is thrown onto a roof of a building

Hahaha! Did you see us roof that dude's pencil case?

by freakdood September 21, 2005

Roof It

to have sex with someone just for the sake of having a place to sleep for the night.

She can roof it anywhere she goes just because she has big tits.

by duckitsapuck September 5, 2010

Roof

Suggesting someone or something is crazy or out of sorts; not normal; unusual

C-dizzle: " I finished all of the Bio homework for this semester last night."
K-dizzle : " Bruh that's crazy! Are you roof or Nah?
or

Pudge: " I checked out that abandoned building yesterday"
Cogsworth: "Was it roof over there"
Pudge: "Yeah, something was unusual about that place"

by DomeMaster4444 March 7, 2016