speedy romancing 

Quicky in some filthy restaurant bathroom.

Ok i'm drunk enough, let's go to the bathroom for some speedy romancing sweetheart.

speedy romancing by powerball January 5, 2014

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

Chemically Romancing by I'm not okay April 13, 2014

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

Romancing the Stone by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

Romancing the chicken 

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.

Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?

Romancing the chicken by timmyhidthebodies June 5, 2017

Romancing The Donut 

To have penile/vaginal intercourse

"Yo, what's up dawg! I hear you and Vi been hanging out, yo?!"
"Yeah, we been cold chillin'."
"You been romancing the donut?"
"Hell yeah! Her pus is chronic, bro."

Romancing The Donut by shackofghosts January 1, 2022

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

Romancing the Stone by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

D.L. Romancing 

Romancing someone on the Down Low. To make sure no one sees the person you're trying to bang out, in private.

My homeboy doesn't spit game to hoes in public, he D.L. romances them in private.

D.L. Romancing is the actual act.

D.L. Romancing by D. Diablo March 6, 2010