Rolo Tomassi

The guy who gets away with it.

Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley

by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.

My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.

by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

roof possum

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.

Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!

by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018

rollfart

When you fart and it goes up your back, or rolls to the front into your vagina.

Wow I just had a killer rollfart go up my back yo.

OMG I just had a rollfart go into my vag and I ain't even mad about it.

by ROLLFART April 4, 2015

Roof Camping

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.

Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch

by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020

Roofart

Roofart is a fictional rooster that is composed of smelly gas minerals. He has sent Mr.K.M to jail 3 times and owns a multi-million dollar company. Roofart is the main character of our comic. Roofart uses his farting skills to increase speed to run from his enemies. He has beaten Usain Bolt in a race 4 times. Roofart has an extraordinarily amazing IQ of 2

"Roofart is my role-model"
*farts*

by roofart November 15, 2022

Roof Brooms

A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.

Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."

by MFn Connery May 5, 2013