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A reliable space wizard that uses magical powers to get his team further in gamebattles playing Halo 3. He will have a peanut butter castle in his basement filled with flesh eating mop buckets. Inside his caslte he saved MIchael Jordan from scary baseball equipment, A Rolando is a beast.
Guy 1) Damn those guys on Halo are good.
Guy 2) They must be Rolandos.
Rolando by JoyCock25 October 23, 2008
• Rolando •

A currently young man who has seen a lot. Tried to correct what can’t be corrected. Cares and loves. He’s handsome too and gentle with giving affection. His knowledge is unmatched just like him - at least the one I know
Rolando told me ….”the complexities of simplicity” Ahaha.Lol! He did tho :)
A person that likes engineering and robotics. Sometimes these people are very obese or very skinny. There is somethings rolandos can't change. they are always ugly and kind of geeky
I wish I was a Rolando!
Rolando by Ortiz.ale.Mocos March 7, 2017
Rolando is rolando wtf they want me to say goodbye
Rolando please do me the homework
-Rolando: fuck off
Rolando by Rolandoolando November 22, 2021
A beaner that gets no bitches.
“Rolando, thou art maidenless?”
Rolando by MrGlenn99 March 18, 2022
Rolando somebody who bullies someone or something because they are a loser.
Rolando is a sore loser.
Rolando by Disoxncjskzns January 5, 2019