Shit Rocket

A shit so intense, that shoots out of your ass so fast it displaces the water in the toilet and splashes it all over the wall behind you; it comes out with such impressive force that it sometimes cracks the porcelain.
Every time I eat bacon cheeseburgers, I have to take a Shit Rocket.
by Baby_Blaster January 14, 2012
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shit rocket

I thought my Honda was bad till that shit rocket passed my ass.
by ChetJett January 22, 2008
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shit rocket

when your smashing a bird up the arse and she shits and comes at the same time getting a nasty fucking mess all over your cock and balls
i was smashing the granny out of this bird the other night and she only shit rocketed all over me, went fucking everywhere.
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006
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Shit rocket

Condom filled with shit, tied at the top, used as a dildo! So a girl can make her own shit rocket and throw it away when done! And she only pays like 69 cents for a condom. Life made simple!
Wow. I can't believe Meg shit rocketed herself last night! It was awesome!
by Miss Sexy Lexie February 06, 2010
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California Shit Rocket

When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
by marcydibbatome July 01, 2020
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mexican shit rocket

When you freeze a turd out of last nights dinner and use it as a dildo.
Hi darling I made you a mexican shit rocket out of that lovely meal you cooked last night. I wanted to show you exactly how much pleasure it gave me to eat it by giving you an equal amount of pleasure.
by Professor Mark Bishop August 31, 2011
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Dillree shit rocket

Fisting yourself until your anus is gaping then aiming your anus in the air and projectile shiting everywhere
Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket
by Goon master January 16, 2025
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