rocket power 

One of Nick's Four worst shows. Features four stupid,ugly,stubby kids who are TOTALLY XTREME TO THE MAX. Wait,that's just what they want you to think. They hang out with their gay dad,and his hawaiian slave. Truly horrible.

Zero: Hey Twister,your helmets on sideways. *cuts off his scalp*
Otto: WICKED!!! *flashy colors*
Bass: MY EYES!

rocket power by 0niTTRay October 6, 2003

rocket power 

Making a powerful pelvic thrust and yelling, "Rocket Power!"

Adam have his girlfriend, Joan, a rocket power, and she still can't walk.

rocket power by C to the D August 13, 2010

Rocket Power 

a really stupid and gay show. The main characters (Otto, Regie (sp?), Twister, and Sam AKA The Squid) are like fucking 9 year olds and they already can master skateboarding, rollerblading, surfing, biking, etc. (Except Sam cuz hes a pansy and his mothers an over-protective soccer mom.)If 8 or 9 year olds watch this stupid cartoon, they might get the idea that they too can skateboard, rollerblade, etc. and end up breaking their puny neck. "ITS ROCKET POWERS FAULT!"

Don't watch Rocket Power...please. It'll poison your mind.

Rocket Power by TeHbEsT August 23, 2005

rocket power 

A gay show with some poser kids and really bad animation.

Faggot;Woa dude did u see that one episode wear they did all those totaly xtreme and radical tricks on there aggressive inline skates?

Skater;I dont like fruit booters, its fucking gay like u.

rocket power by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Rocket Power 

I remember this show. It was a failed attempt by 40 year olds who live with their mothers to try and emulate cool. That cartoon was impossibly stupid, every character was annoying, the cool catchphrases were stupid (what the fuck is a shooby?), and I really wanted to murder that annoying twister kid, what a fucking retard.

Rocket Power sucked

Rocket Power by Mr. Zimpy December 28, 2009

Rocket Power 

a really stupid overrated Nickelodeon TV show about a bunch of retards that does nothing but talk about sports, sports, sports, and sports...They don't read. They don't draw. They don't go to school. They must've been on a disability or welfare check since the main character's father runs a crummy old fast-food shack!

Person #1: What's your favorite Nickelodeon show?

Person #2: As Told by Ginger. Too bad I have to wait till 6:00pm every single damn day to watch my favorite show and had to go thru being forced to watch the crappy overrated show Rocket Power!

*Rocket Power scene*

Squid: Hey guys, wanna do some reading?

Otto Rocket: Duh, I am too retarded to read 'cause I am gay. Let's go skateboardin' at my dad's crummy old shack and have a gay orgy with Twister and his older brother Lars.

Twister: I'm in!

Reggie: I need a sex change to participate ;)

Rocket Power by legs21 May 21, 2010

Rocket-powered shit 

A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.

When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.

Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes

(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.

John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.

John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT

Rocket-powered shit by citropussy September 6, 2013