Roaming Gnome

A small little annoying tv commercial star for travelocity. He wears a small pointy hat and speaks with a gay accent.

Gnome: traveling and saving
Man: smack
Man 2: thanks I hate the Roaming Gnome

by CARSONSCOTT August 10, 2009

roaming eyes

when your lazy eye(s) have a mind of their own

ex. ugh look at my roaming eyes...it's like they're outside of their wireless area

by codi cane July 6, 2012

Roaming chicken

Cocks (men) that sleep around with many women.

Joe is not a good boyfriend prospect as he is a roaming chicken.

by deman21 February 7, 2010

Roaming dragger

An old dog that has short legs but a long penis.

My dog is a roaming dragger.

by Stefonfan April 6, 2015

Dirty Roaming

To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!

Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".

by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

Anal Roaming

When you Shove your phone in someones asshole, try to call someone and start roaming.

Man i wanted to give her an anal roaming last night but i didnt pay my phone bill!

by SotaBoyz December 14, 2010

Wiki-roaming

Going to Wikipedia to look up something relevant, and then clicking endlessly on links for no obvious point, simply because you are bored.

Person 1- "Dude i was so bored i spent 3 hours wiki-roaming last night"

Person 2- "You suck dude"

by spyder rock48 January 5, 2010