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Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.
Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.
Road Apple by 25Crappie April 20, 2023

Hawaiian Road Apple 

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

Roadapple 

Noun; a fragrant fruit that grows on pavement. Seeds come from a horse's rear end. The fruit is piled in moist sticky clumps brown-green in color, shades may vary depending on freshness. When very ripe the color is a deep chocolate brown, but the flavor is very distinct from chocolate, gives off a rich aroma of digested hay and oats, texture is soft and moist. also seen as a byproduct of buggy traffic. Useful in making roadapple pies, an Amish delicacy. Can be harvested in Shipshewana.
"I can't wait to visit Shipshewana to smell the scent of fresh roadapples and eat some roadapple pie!"