Room for the boom

Having enough space for sex.

Get in the back seat so we got some room for the boom!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Room-mate-from-hell

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.

Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.

by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005

room with a moose

From the cartoon "Invader Zim".

A destination located at the end of a wormhole Zim created; his choice of where Dib and the other skool children should go. This choice won out over a world of pure itching and a world made entirely out of dookie.

Also the name of a choice "Invader Zim" fansite, at the dot.com of the same name.

"I found the script for 'Mopiness of Doom' over at Romm with a Moose. It's a sweet little story, actually. too bad we'll never see it."

by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003

Room Cig

The smoking of a cigarette inside your hotel room

Hey let’s go back to room 311 and smoke a room cig

by WVU scholar hotel room 311 November 8, 2020

room-temp IQ

A slang term used by psychology majors to refer to those levels of cogitive ability that are borderline, but not quite low enough to be considered mentally retarded. Specifically, this refers to those in the 70-80 range.

What does it take to be a successful drummer? A tolerance for loud percussion and a room-temp IQ.

by Princess Lum December 8, 2005

Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Room 107

The meth capital of the world. Located at a motel in Brokeville, Oklahoma. All the crackheads in the city have lived in this room at one point or another and this room is now very renowned. The room also has some very luxurious amenities such as a free cig that you will find on the ground as soon as you walk into the room. It is a blessing to enter this room and you should consider yourself blessed if you get the chance.

Post Malone was in Brokeville over the weekend and came to this motel, due the his crackhead appearance, his ass was given Room 107 and I think he was real impressed because he felt at home.

by TurnM3Up April 27, 2020