Dick rider

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.

1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.

by sarahmourz October 21, 2020

Dick Rider

A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.

"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes"
Your to young to be a dick rider

by RealNiggaLogic March 14, 2022

Dick rider

A person who is obsessed about someone, but, the feeling isn't mutual.

That kid is a dick rider, he beat me once for $5 when I'm up hundreds on him.

by zSplits December 5, 2018

Dick rider

someone who always speaks good on another’s name, who never says anything bad. This could be about anyone. They do not have to be a fan, like, or favor the person they dick ride.

the warriors are so good, nobody can beat them but I hate them- Dick rider

by Brett88 May 4, 2018

D1 Dick Rider

A D1 Dick Rider is someone who continues to follow certain individuals because of their higher status (clout) in whatever environment they are in.

"yo that will kennedy kid is here"
"yeah fr he a D1 Dick Rider"
"nah fr fr facts on god on my mama"

by Neverdride March 9, 2022

Dick rider

When a nigga stay on people dick hatin and shit. Never mind his own business and always trying to hop on dick when ever he get the chance. Usually finds a dick rider somewhere trying to prove everyone wrong even tho nobody was talking to him.

Guy 1- aye bro you watched the game last night lebron dropped 40.

Guy 2- damn that’s cool

Guy 3 (dick rider)- bro he had 39 not 40 you idiots.

by Dick rider patrol March 5, 2022

dick rider

A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.

Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!

by sjane November 14, 2005