ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020

raw rippage

to have a blowout of epic proportions. the blowout is so unexpected that there is no time to lube up for it thus the raw part.

guy 1: i just banged a chick while driving 80mph on my hood when i realized she came inside me because she had the cock.

guy 2: that was some rippage i bet?

guy 1: yes. raw rippage.

by datdick November 21, 2011

leaf ripper

A person who rips leaves off evergreen bushes simply to tear them apart and throw away for the purpose of relaxation during a long journey on foot.

DD: Theres Ryder off tearing up the hedges again.

Hanlon: Yo man leave the kid alone he's just a leaf ripper!

by ronoc ryder April 4, 2010

rippah

The iconic phrase that Klaus Mikaelson said.

Stephan is a rippah.

by boredom brought me here August 2, 2020

Ripping fart

A ripping fart is a powerful flatulence that feels as if rectal rupture has occurred.

Chief Turd in the Face, let a ripping fart so painful, that he feared he might need ER care.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

by Funmunke April 9, 2012