Rigamornus

When you wake up after a good nights sleep and are stiff as a petrified tree log.

Jack couldn't make it into work today, he had a bad case of rigamornus, he was too stiff to move out of bed.

by Aptosblue January 31, 2019

Rigamortified

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.

We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.

by MDarcon March 9, 2018

rigamortis

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.

Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.

by ADizzle088 December 13, 2006

rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

by elric21 October 28, 2004

rigimortis

British slang for an erection.

"My wee wee is stricken with rigimortis"

by Brittney <3 June 22, 2007

Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010

Rigamortis

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.

by Kief Chief November 15, 2016