Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamaro

Pronounced: (rig-uh-more-ROH)

The process of putting someone through a bunch of bullshit to get from point A to point B.

Also referred to as hassle, stress, mess, chaos, confusion, aggravating shit, drama, grief.

I had to go through 30 kinds of rigamoro to get her to finally tell me what the hell she wanted to say.

I'm tired of going to court over this rigamaro.

This is some fucked up ass rigamoro you got me dealin' with..

by Kewlaudia September 30, 2011

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

rigamarole

A whole scenario, an outcome, giving it all, etc. Used to group an outcome or other logical conclusion or grouping into one word.

I was going to install a larger engine in my car, but did not want to have to deal with the whole rigamarole.

They took that play to broadway, with dancers, signers, and the whole rigamarole.

by TwinReverb August 10, 2006

rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

Rigamoro

No one knows for sure what this means. Physics teachers have been known to use it instead of saying "thats a bunch of bullshit" to already thoroughly confused high-schoolers.

Mr. Desko (where the desks go) says to the class "thats rigamoro Sam"

by Shreya and Dave January 5, 2008

rigamaro

nonsense,bullshit, of non importance

by ROXWORLD October 25, 2003