mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

The Great mexican donkey ride

When your having sexual intercourse In doggie position You pull out your penis just before ejaculation and you then ejaculate in your hand and sit on your partners back and Shout "YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Frank : Awwh man me and judy Tried the great mexican donkey ride
Jermaine : Awwh You serious?
Frank : Hell yeh G-dog
Jermaine : safe

by Pears and such July 7, 2010

mexican car ride

When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.

Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...

by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation

While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.

by napajoe December 6, 2017