RICERS 

Young punks that dress themselves, and their cars, for 9 second runs down the quarter mile when in reality they can't break out of the 17's!

Look at that ricer driving around in his honda civic with a performance muffler.

RICERS by Sy October 12, 2003

RICERS 

Has...
1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not

Hey, is that a shopping cart I see in the distance. No it's a ricer with a huge wing!

RICERS by Z28 and z24 October 21, 2003

ricers 

People who put huge wings on front wheel drive cars, huge body kits, terrible graphics, huge loud exhaust that sounds like a weedwhacker or go-kart or bees nest. ricers are people who think their car is fast when it really isnt. not all imports are rice, there is lots of domestic rice too.

that ricer thinks his civic will beat my 900 HP mustang

ricers by Anonymous August 30, 2003

ricers 

dumbshits who spend money on so-called performance parts for their shitty econo-box such as:

a snow plow for a front body kit

a park bench for a rear spoiler

decals of various brands (real track drivers have em because of sponsorship deals)

ugly paint jobs on both the outside and inside

retarded altezza taillights

a muffler whose displacement is bigger than that of the engine itself AKA a fart can

ricers cars often have less than 40 lb/ft of torque because their fart can exhausts eliminates virtually ALL back pressure.

ricers by maddah fuggah January 24, 2010

RICERS 

Someone who does up their 4-cyl. car with colour-wheel coded paintjobs (to be tough) and front and rear and maybe middle spoilers in case the wind catches the car, as well as lights in various places for the purpose of atrracting coral spawn.

"I hope your mum insured that thing for you"

RICERS by Chris November 10, 2003

Ricers 

When you see a kid who is rolling down the street with all show no go and knows nothing about his car and tries to talk "cool" about his car..when in all reality he knows nothing.

A kid who is not asian yet "tries" to be and has all different types of asian caligraphy on his/her car and is not asian whatsoever.

Ricers by Kate November 22, 2003

ricers 

kids who think they're hardasses circling the sonic parking lot a minimum of three times trying to find someone to "rice" in they're souped-up imports. basically, punks who drive like assholes trying to see how many people they can piss off @ once.

"dude, my 4-cylinder's lookin clean tonight! where we off to?"

"duh man, the sonic-ac moore lot, cause we are SUCH ricers..."

ricers by MoHag April 15, 2006