revision

Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".

Example 1

Did you revise last night?

Yeh, and it felt good!

Example 2

Did you do some revision before the exams?

Yeh, obviously!

HA

by smuggins September 24, 2007

revision

going to malta on holiday to work on your "revision".. ie, tan in the sunshine

A: did you do any revision this holiday at all?

B: yeah totally, check out my tan lines!

by catbabyyyy May 17, 2011

revision

The present's way of making the past seem better.

Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Revision

Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.

Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision?

Tom: But I did mum! I did..

by Steds April 15, 2009

Revision

A code word to use for masturbating, more generally acceptable to use in public

I do a lot more revision the closer it gets to tests... it helps the stress

by RiHi August 23, 2014

revising

going to a desk with the intention to prepare yourself for an exam and gain a qualification, however finding yourself 10 minutes later either master bating or watching videos on your feed

hey I can't come out tonight I'm revising

by p00nslayer1 September 8, 2016

Revision

Homework that accualy counts towards something.

Dude! i did some revision and i upped my grades from E's to B's

Good for you! i have to do a report that dosent get graded for anything...

by sergio juan sheet rodriguez November 15, 2010