Retort

For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it

Oh I’m such a retort

by halieisabellarose June 20, 2018

drudge retort

A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.

I haven't argued about abortion in a while, think I'll visit the Drudge Retort.

by corkysfather October 4, 2013

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Casey Retort

"So would you prostitute your own dead mother?"

"In response to the Scanlon Debate, he used the Casey Retort. Masterfully played..."

by Mister Four January 16, 2010

retort stand

It means retard because retort sounds like retard.

This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.

Guy 1: Dude go A.
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one

by Marco5py September 27, 2018

Retorted

Way of saying retarded for high intelligence people especially those doing AS Physics. Not to be confused with a retort stand which is used to measure the length of ones PP.

Choi Lik Sit is so retorted

by AaryanPrasad(Not My Real Name) November 20, 2020

Retortical

A remark that is both rhetorical and is essentially a retort, as when asking a question in a sarcastic tone that indicates you don’t require an answer.

I hate to get retortical about it, but are you sure you didn’t leave you brain at home?

by Time Foolery March 30, 2024