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Retardando

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.
by failure______________ June 14, 2018
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retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.
by DoubleXM July 11, 2007
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retardant

The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".
person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
by multiple usernames October 29, 2021
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retardead

Doing something so dangerously stupid that you or someone else could get killed.
Mike was going 70 when all you could see was snow, how retardead can you get.
by knownman February 23, 2011
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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
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Retardoladation

Retardoladation - an illness that affects one’s ability to perform the simplest of acts ranging from tying one’s shoe, speaking in complete sentences, to even passing as a member of society. The lowest living form of life created for the purpose of failing. Spelling, grammar, and punctuation all fall victim to Retardoladation has also been used to describe an illiterate who butchers the English language by interjected his personal failures into everyday conversations. Also been known to lower the IQ of all those in his presence if prolonged exposure is endured. There is no cure for Retardoladation, but avoid at all cost to limit the damage this can have on your own ability to function properly.
You fail at life, do you suffer from Retardoladation?”

“I find it harder to correct my spelling and grammar mistakes, I sure hope I haven’t caught a case of Retardoladation.”
by WWE Unrated June 12, 2010
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retardled

to be startled into a state of temporary retardation
Ben felt retardled after the prospect of a car nearly hitting him caused him to mutter something about a sandwich he would never get to eat again
by batman88888888 December 21, 2010
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