Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

by schoolsuspended February 20, 2014

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 27, 2011

Retardis

A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside

You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.

by affleck April 29, 2009

reTardis

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 15, 2008

Retardi

A person possessing multi forms of retardation.

Your fucking retardi!

by Ashikathe2ndsemester August 28, 2008

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

by Richardhg December 12, 2010

Retardial

Dumb child from Generation Z. (Also known as 'Zoomer')

Retardial: 'Oh nooo, I'm banned from fortnite!' (Cries like a new born baby)
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

Retardial: 'We need to save the climate, so I'm not going to school!'
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

by JCFlyingDutchman November 20, 2019