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Retardis

when a piece of supposedly cutting edge technology designed to help you fails to act in the appropriate manner causing frustration and annoyance.
I set my new wireless Alarm clock this morning and it never went off

Dude that alarm clock is retardis.
by Culchie_giant November 6, 2010
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retardis

Someone who has the combined power of 25 retards combined into one person.
Iain is a retardis, they managed to squeeze 25 retards into the size of one big stupid person.
by TarquiniG September 15, 2005
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Retardis

"damn baby that pussy retardis"
by 0hsowavey March 24, 2021
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Scremus Retardis Kerenis

A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.
*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
by Mikkebak July 24, 2021
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Mentalis Retardis

Is some who is not mentally unstable and has no mental illness but is stupid, so basically crazy and stupid.
Mentalis retardis: doo doo head!
Normal person: mentalis retardis!
Mentalis retardis: ):
by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024
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Kind retards

Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.
Regardless of the above, we will not be requiring your service any more.

Kind retards

Mr Doug Hole
by Willybobo January 12, 2012
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retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!
- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!
by funkybeats September 16, 2011
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