A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
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Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.
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Get the clasp-retaining high-five mug.A conversation derailing tactic influenced by a mindset according to which only women’s issues matter and worthy of discussion and men’s issues are non existent or irrelevant. V-railing is practiced typically by feminists whenever a men’s issue is being raised or discussed. It is used by them as a means to belittle or to dismiss the men’s issue, or to impose their ideological perspective and values at the expense of the worldviews or the other peers.
V-railing is when a person broaches a serious men’s rights issue and a feminist comes in and derails the conversation by talking about how women suffer from it, or expresses the prejudice that women in general suffer more than other demographics or how women's situation is the worst, with or without regard to the issue being discussed. A V-railing may also be preformed by claiming that the only motivation for a man to talk about men’s rights and issues is to get laid or to get pussy.
The "V" in V-railing stands for vagina and implies that in the mind of the anyone who resort to this tactic, anything in the world has to do with vagina (theirs or others')
The word was termed and first introduced by the men’s rights activist and youtuber bane666au in his video: “The inane nattering of the ‘witless bitches’ part 2”
V-railing is when a person broaches a serious men’s rights issue and a feminist comes in and derails the conversation by talking about how women suffer from it, or expresses the prejudice that women in general suffer more than other demographics or how women's situation is the worst, with or without regard to the issue being discussed. A V-railing may also be preformed by claiming that the only motivation for a man to talk about men’s rights and issues is to get laid or to get pussy.
The "V" in V-railing stands for vagina and implies that in the mind of the anyone who resort to this tactic, anything in the world has to do with vagina (theirs or others')
The word was termed and first introduced by the men’s rights activist and youtuber bane666au in his video: “The inane nattering of the ‘witless bitches’ part 2”
Example 1:
Non feminist: “If you are a criminal defendant it’s better to be a woman than a man. For the same crime with the same criminal history, men in the US are imprisoned much more frequently and for much longer sentences.”
Feminist: “Well, it makes sense since 99% of criminals are male, besides; it's men's fault because we're living in a Patriarchy which hurt all women the most. It‘s women who have always suffered from systemic oppression by men for thousands of years. Fighting rape culture is much more important than this.
Non feminist: "Ooh! that was an amazing V-railing there... :) how typical. What would you expect from a feminist ideologue..."
Example 2:
Non feminist: “There are many issues affecting men and boys today in our society, Just to mention a few major ones: the right to bodily integrity for male babies (genital mutilation in females is against the law whereas MGM is still legal and prevalent), fighting the high percentages of male suicide, fighting male homelessness (men comprise the vast majority of the homeless), helping male victims of domestic violence, sexual assault and rape who's suffer and needs get zero support, resources or public attention, and much more such crucial issues.”
Feminist: “well, Boo hoo! Men’s rights are such BS, you must be one of those MRA manbanies who constantly bitch about "men’s issues" only out of frustration from never getting women to like them, let alone fuck with them.”
Non feminist: “If you are a criminal defendant it’s better to be a woman than a man. For the same crime with the same criminal history, men in the US are imprisoned much more frequently and for much longer sentences.”
Feminist: “Well, it makes sense since 99% of criminals are male, besides; it's men's fault because we're living in a Patriarchy which hurt all women the most. It‘s women who have always suffered from systemic oppression by men for thousands of years. Fighting rape culture is much more important than this.
Non feminist: "Ooh! that was an amazing V-railing there... :) how typical. What would you expect from a feminist ideologue..."
Example 2:
Non feminist: “There are many issues affecting men and boys today in our society, Just to mention a few major ones: the right to bodily integrity for male babies (genital mutilation in females is against the law whereas MGM is still legal and prevalent), fighting the high percentages of male suicide, fighting male homelessness (men comprise the vast majority of the homeless), helping male victims of domestic violence, sexual assault and rape who's suffer and needs get zero support, resources or public attention, and much more such crucial issues.”
Feminist: “well, Boo hoo! Men’s rights are such BS, you must be one of those MRA manbanies who constantly bitch about "men’s issues" only out of frustration from never getting women to like them, let alone fuck with them.”
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A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010
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