by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
Get the oral respirator mug.The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.
Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.
Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.
Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
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1.Originally, to respire was to inhale and to exhale to sustain life.
Verb. In the modern usage it can mean to take a “breather“ or a break from monotony of daily life, to breathe freely in a figurative sense.
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1.Originally, to respire was to inhale and to exhale to sustain life.
Verb. In the modern usage it can mean to take a “breather“ or a break from monotony of daily life, to breathe freely in a figurative sense.
2. Verb: In a figurative usage it means to take a moment, to calm down or unwind. To breathe freely or take a breather. !”
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2. “Andy, go respire over there, away from here, where no one knows you!”
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