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Autosexual reproduction

Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.
"Well, go fuck yourself!"

"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
by Acrazia October 5, 2011
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Reproductive cough

Coughing during sexual intercourse, making your partner get some of that good virus
A female tiger after a reproductive cough was tasted for cov2sars and she turned postive
by Streetnigga69 April 6, 2020
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asexual reproduction

often confused with autosexual reproduction
in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by
1. fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)
or
2. budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)
Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding)

Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission).
by astrocom January 3, 2005
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reproductive act

Sex is the reproductive act.
Calling the reproductive act "sex" leads young people to engage in sexual intercourse mostly oblivious to the main possible consequence—creating a new life.
by but for December 3, 2017
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sexual reproduction

the most embarrassing yet humorous (to some) topic to ever be talked about in a school classroom. Even worse if your crush is there.
Teacher: So today we are starting a new unit on sexual reproduction!

Class: *groans, laughs, blushes, just sits there etc*
by A Fellow Boi May 30, 2018
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Retrotechno

The love of vintage technology and retro visions of the future, most commonly from the mid to late 1900's with special focus on the 80's and early 90's.

Humerously cumbersome, oddly obsolete, or completely pointless and time consuming to use, these devices were often hailed in their time as being modern and futuristic while in retrospect seeming like a large waste of time.

Most often seen (and celebrated) in older movies dealing with cutting edge (for their time) technology, or Futuristic devices.
Johnny's cellphone was ringing, he reached to the back seat of his Delorean for the handy briefcase weighing only 14 lbs, the latest in portable technology and completely Retrotechno!
by Loxe April 30, 2010
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Retrotext

When you send a text or IM message and miss spell a word needing to resend the word or message for it to make sense
The man ripped while running past us..
In RETROTEXT: The man tripped while running past us
by Dyslexik November 28, 2010
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