anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.

My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Repentagram

A symbol made by the heaviest Christian band ever, Impending Doom. Often confused with a pentagram at first glance; it is really a combination of the latter word and 'repent'. It vaguely resembles a cross within, yet; it was all made up as a joke. See Goreship.

Mother: Why does that guy have a pentagram on his shirt??!!??
Son: Relax, mom. It's a REPENTagram.

by xsystemofadillonx December 5, 2010

respensible

someone, once getting drunk, becomes very responsible and tries to take control of a drunken group, even though they are part of it.

someone who behaves very sensibly and does not make a dick of themselves when drinking.

derives from responsible and sensible

john: yo it was real good how matt called us a taxi last night eh
mike: yeah he's a real respensible drunk

by michael_frankus January 4, 2009

Repentagon

A massive mega-church. These very large buildings/complexes are reminiscent of The Pentagon, the worlds largest office building.

Friend: Did you see that giant church they're building outside of town?
You: You mean The Repentagon? That place is scary.

by one fish two fish August 20, 2010

repenisulous

Synonym for ridiculous. Something so ridiculous it reaches an extreme the likes of which is rarely shown to the eyes of man.

Black people in movie theatres are repenisulous.

by Every effin name is taken April 19, 2008

repentant

it's an action any one do to ask forgiveness for his last bad behavior, to accept his coming back as good one. usually it happens between person and God.

He is doing his best, pray and worship his God to accept him as repentant.

by melnaa April 17, 2009

Machiavellian reopening

A reopening that makes people feel a sense of morale boost, like they are the ones benefitting from stores, businesses, and restaurants not being shut down anymore. Somebody starts a petition and all of a sudden everything is open again, yet nobody is questioning whether the one who started the petition might have had something to do with everything shutting down in the first place.

The girl was the one to start the petition that reopened everything. That is a lot of power for one person to have. Wouldn't it take the same kind of power to have everything shut down as well? It seems more like a Machiavellian reopening than a true morale boost.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021