soccer mom reflex

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

Release The Bogus

Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.

Release the Bogus! Crunch... DUDE?!

by Harmanecha June 17, 2009

Early Release

When the school day is shortened for some reason, letting the students leave early and in a better mood.

Student: "We have early release today? YES!"

by Early Release October 20, 2014

Fukushima Release Valve

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.

I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Skank reflex

"When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with a needed flood of dopamine." Amy Farrah Fowler

When my boyfriend broke up with me, I ran to the playground and hung upside down on the monkey bars. I showed all the boys my underpants invoking the skank reflex.

by Mischa247 September 10, 2014

sweet release

death, dying
asking/wishing for death (typically of oneself)
used in a somewhat comedic fashion

*hears/reads of potential cataclysmic occurrence*

ex: asteroid is approaching earth
me: oh, sweet release

by a relic in time June 13, 2020

Reflex T-Rex

The instinctual response to bring one's arms up to ones's chest comically, much like in the manner of a T-Rex. This is done in response to an extremely awkward situation in which one is left speechless and can only resort to reflex t-rexing. This reaction is also applicable to when someone you find particularly obnoxious comes into the the room and you signal to your friends your dislike of said person without giving yourself away.

"Dude, she asked if i poopjasterblevomulate"
"WHAT? what did you say?"
"I couldn't say anything. I just reflex T-rexed until she left"

by CrunchBerries March 2, 2014