Recollections may vary

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.

by RetSet March 10, 2021

new york reload

Pulling a second gun instead of reloading.

Antwan pulled a new york reload when his .45 jammed, and capped LaShonda with his nina.

by theoriginalrecon March 27, 2007

reloading the homies

When your mate has had too many rounds of pumping cum into his girlfriend and as a result, has spent nuts. In order to help him continue his night the right way, you wrap your foreskin around the tip of his penis and ejaculate into his urethra, refilling his supply of love juice.

Mum: "Sam? What were you doing with your pants down in the bedroom with Chase? I thought you weren't into that sort of stuff."
Sam: "Oh, don't worry mum. It's not like that, I was just reloading the homies."

by shmuelban03 April 30, 2019

La'Rell

La'Rell is a hard to person to find. There is only supposed to 1 La'Rell but I might be wrong. La'Rell is a straight Jokester and can everyone and anyone laugh. He is very athletic, but its surprising how lazy he is. He is super stubborn and sometimes he takes matter into his own hands. Sometimes he jumps into action without thinking and can accidently make some real trouble! but he does it to either be the hero, or do what is right. He is tall and Might be HUGE! his personality is everyone's personality, he doesn't like taking pointless orders (unless from females), he is very chivalrous and is way too cute for his own good. he is very generous for the things he receives, a complete original, unique genius. when he is with a girl he will do a lot to comfort her. he is always there for his girl no matter what, And an even better friend/bro to have. To other people it seems impossible to see how open and creative La'Rell is and he is mostly toned skin. It sucks how rare his name is but still... he is a very good boyfriend but mostly since no girls have any things in common with him or are like him (cuz he likes girls that are athletic, funny, adventurous, cute, and romantic, and not shy like he is) he just dates girls just to do it since he can't find real love...

Girl 1: I can't understand how funny that kid is... and he has major balls since he is up for anything!
Girl 2: I know and he is so nice to me all the time!
Girl 1: Me too!
Girl 2: must be a La'Rell
Girl 1: that explains why I'm in love with him already
Girl 2: yeah, but he is pretty wild.
Girl 1: that's how I like my men >:)

by Honou March 17, 2018

I have no recollection

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

rebol

1. verb

2. the act of reboling

1. I'm sorry, but I'm reboling right now. I don't want to get out of my room.

2. I reboled yesterday.

3. He is still reboling.

by CO5 March 25, 2010

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

by Train, L July 1, 2009