Troll's Remorse

The feeling a troll gets when they start to feel sympathy (or, as the name suggests, remorsed) for the actions that they've committed.

Guy 1: *Spamming Steve Irwin images*
Guy 2: *Posts a picture of Steve hugging a baby tiger*
Guy 1: *Feels bad*
^That right there is troll's remorse.

by RawrItsPanda October 23, 2009

Bearders Remorse

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

just for the record

Refers to the phrase : 'just in case'. Used when you mention, or add a fact that doesn't necessary go with the conversation, but needed to be said.

"Just for the record, fastfoods are bad for your health".

by RocioOfTheWeb June 25, 2006

recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Monster Records Studio

Monster Records Studio is an imaginary company that doesn't exist, it's used from babies and children to indicate that they go to play to their imaginary "work"

9 y.o. child: "I'm going to work"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"

by rotondo da sosa November 27, 2022

smoker's remorse

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

by James_DP March 11, 2009

Urban Remorse

n
1. a sense of deep regret and guilt for a misguided entry to Urban Dictionary that was posted when angry, drunk, misinformed, or otherwise mentally deranged. Charging oneself with a fault or mistake in an Urban entry but with no facility to edit, withdraw or hide the results of your rant.

2. compunction; pity; compassion for the Urban-ed victim, and the hope that the postee will never see the entry.

Followed by the formulation of an excuse or an attempt at deniability.

Urban remorseful adj
Urban remorsefully adv
Urban remorsefulness n

I didn't post it, someone else did, nobody can prove a thing, look over there - A cat! It was Sam ! Sam's surely suffering from Urban Remorse, he's wearing a floppy hat.

by KeithMyArthe September 23, 2012