Redenbacher's Revenge

The painful state of constipation due to the consumption of too much popcorn. If raw kernels are accidentally eaten, the condition may eventually become an Orvilles Delight

I told my girlfriend to lay off the popcorn during What Dreams May Come, but she didn't listen. I laughed at her later that night when she had a bad case of Redenbacher's Revenge.

by Jena Talia June 3, 2006

oral redenbacher

A type of oral sex which occurs which the male cuts a hole in a popcorn box and sticks his dick in and the girl performs oral sex on him

Dude my dick totally smells like butter

Yeah but at least you got some Oral Redenbacher!

by Conor Mahagony December 22, 2008

rekenork

to rearrange or remodel, as in a room or a plan; typically said in New Jersey

We need to rekenork this whole place--I can't stand it anymore.

by always.write August 5, 2009

Redenbacher

A person who severely lacks individuality and life goals. Simply exists and involves themselves in meaningless acts, social groups, and conversation in order to occupy their simple minds. This is a far more complex version of the term basic.

All of Kim Kardashian's fans are redenbachers.

by JasonSteele March 14, 2015

Redking

1. The person you rarely hear from unless your outside of things or on the edge. someone who will have either little to say or says something profound enough to be written in stone for future races to remember. Extreme good furtone follows this person along with a trail of jealous shit talkers.

2. someone who says something wise in passing.

"Do you remember what that kid said? Man it's been on my mind..."

"He's Redking; you might never understand."

by 3xX1t5tr4t January 26, 2009

redenbacher

A redenbacher is a man who has relationships, or marries a woman who is significantly younger than he is.

Jon Stewart is a major redenbacher.

by Hodge-Podge August 13, 2008

Redknapp

Redknapp (verb) - to continually talk up one's own abilities after single success and all subsequent evidence being to the contrary.

"I wish Dave would stop redknapping about being a ladies' man. He's only ever shagged fat Sharon from the Shield and Dagger in 1998 and she was so drunk she thought he was Dane Bowers"

by DrPX July 4, 2015