ocular rectitis

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

by Kaelli May 10, 2010

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rectosis

condition ,in which a rectum emits foul smelling odors.

Studies have found that consumption of spicy foods and alcohol frequently leads to rectosis.

by batdaddy October 29, 2007

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reckinism

Discrimination against people who take narcotics and/or prescribed drugs, simply because of the fact they take drugs.

You: “Oh i feel so bad for my friend, someone was being so reckist against them the other day just because they take drugs”
Them: “ Oh my gosh that’s so rude, reckinism is on the rise so much right now it’s awful, it’s not exactly your friends fault is it?”

by chaotically_sage March 18, 2022

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optical rectitis

n. A shitty outlook on life. Derived from optical, refering to sight or vision; and rectum, refering to the orifice from where shit is delivered to the outside world.

Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.

by UrbanAg December 26, 2009

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