rectile dysfunction

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

Rectile Cleric

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!

A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!

by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004

Recticle

the act of using (a) rectum as a means of storage. also as a verb: i totally recticled that bitch!

That is one full recticle!!

by asdfghjkqwert February 27, 2011

erecticles

One word to define the combonation of an erection, testes, and specticles.

I just gnarled my erecticles dude.

by Kyle Woelkel August 27, 2003

pecticles

A term used to describe a male with large or otherwise strangely formed pectoral muscles that may resemble female breasts or other genitalia of either the male or female variety.

"Hey, look at that fat guy over there. He's got moobs."
"Nah man, those aren't moobs.. those are pecticles."

by CrispyKC July 23, 2009

Resticle

Verb
1. The new R&R for post vasectomy surgery.
2. A specific type of rest needed for any type of post male genitalia surgery/ trauma.

“Hey boss! I just had a vasectomy so ill be needing time off for some resticle and relaxation!”

by DarkPassenger_ December 16, 2020

Rectile dysfunction

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022