Information Technology Recruiter.
A person that knows nothing about technology and is unable to learn technology.
A pretender - one who attempts to "talk the talk" with IT people, but earns no respect.
A person that has little or no common sense.
A talent-less leach that makes money from the talents of IT people.
A person who believes that you have 4 years of experience with Windows 2003...
A person who tries to push you into a dead-end entry level job even though you have over 10 years of IT experience.
A person that will call you up to ask you things that are detailed on your resume (that they didn’t read).
A person that will ask you if you are interested in a (low end) job 300 miles from the major city that you live in despite the fact that you indicated that you were NOT interested in relocating.
A person who doesnt know what a BOX is.
A person that knows nothing about technology and is unable to learn technology.
A pretender - one who attempts to "talk the talk" with IT people, but earns no respect.
A person that has little or no common sense.
A talent-less leach that makes money from the talents of IT people.
A person who believes that you have 4 years of experience with Windows 2003...
A person who tries to push you into a dead-end entry level job even though you have over 10 years of IT experience.
A person that will call you up to ask you things that are detailed on your resume (that they didn’t read).
A person that will ask you if you are interested in a (low end) job 300 miles from the major city that you live in despite the fact that you indicated that you were NOT interested in relocating.
A person who doesnt know what a BOX is.
In November of 2003, this moron calls me and asks me a bunch of stupid questions. When he asks me how many years of experience I had with Windows Server 2003, I thought he was joking, so I said: "FOUR". He didnt laugh and he didnt question me...
...So I said to the loser as he carried his belongings to his car after being fired: "Hey Tom - NOW do you know what a BOX is!? It's what you're carrying!"
...So I said to the loser as he carried his belongings to his car after being fired: "Hey Tom - NOW do you know what a BOX is!? It's what you're carrying!"
by IT_GU_RU February 10, 2004
Get the IT recruitermug. The most hardcore soldiers in the US Army. They work the longest hours and make the most money. They are the most honest people in the military and will provide your worthless sack of shit son or daughter with a paycheck and a career. Sure you may gain weight, but while the rest of the Army has thier happy asses up at the crack of dawn, you are still asleep. When you do finally get up, you jump in your government car and ride to your air conditioned office.
by Hard Core Recruiter October 17, 2008
Get the Recruitermug. The best person in the world. They teach you right from wrong and don't ever give up on you. They tell and show you how much they care. Come to find out they will become one of the most important people in your life.
Sgt turtles: just because I'm your recruiter doesn't mean that I won't care. you're my soldier and I'm not going to let you fail. EVER. I LIKE TURTLES!
by Turtle gang November 30, 2016
Get the Recruitermug. Faggit; one who seeks enjoyment (consisting primarily of long nights of chronic masturbation) by ruining the lives of 17 year olds; An extreme optomist, talking only of the brightest sides of the armed forces (i.e. College money that you won't have time to use and traveling (which means traveling to other countries to work long hours that would normally be illegal in the U.S.); Syn. Fag, Faggit, Tranny, Booty Juice Drinker, Deep throat representative.
"Your dad's a recruiter? Ha, Ha! Faggit!"
by King Kupp October 20, 2008
Get the Recruitermug. Someone who "talks the talk" which the IT people can't. We are the people that protect the candidates and negotiate on their behalf. (There are some that just don't care where you work, how much you make, etc they just want a commission) but there are others out there who still care and have moral fiber.
I placed a candidate with a client of mine recently. He was really excited and wanted it to go permanent. We negotiated with the Management to have him brought in full time.
I asked the candidate how much he'd like for perm salary he said "70-75k" well I knew the range so got him 85k a year instead. I was elated to find him a position he liked for more that he was asking. That is the fun part of my job!!
I asked the candidate how much he'd like for perm salary he said "70-75k" well I knew the range so got him 85k a year instead. I was elated to find him a position he liked for more that he was asking. That is the fun part of my job!!
by Amanda Edwards May 9, 2005
Get the IT recruitermug. When someone is on easy mode. Life is easy, everything goes their way, and nothing is there to stop them.
by Chimachima April 21, 2018
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"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
by Impayler. August 26, 2013
Get the Cock Recruitermug.