rectitude

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.

by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

recket

A STRONG SHIP OF RODRIGO AND BECKET

recket is a ship of becket and rodrigo

by danandphilcouldnever November 9, 2017

Lääz Rockit

Formed in 1982, a hugely underrated Thrash Metal band from the Bay Area Thrash scene, they could've made it big to Testament/Exodus levels of fame, but their timing was just bad, releasing their breakthrough album in 1989, titled "Annihilation Principle", if it came out around 1986 or so, they could've been huge like the rest of the Thrash bands from that era(e.g. Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, etc). Oh well, I still think they kick ass.

Lääz Rockit is a Thrash band that more people should know about.

by d22587 September 18, 2009

redkite

Individual who suffers unfathomable rage but refuses to quit

person a:this redkite is such a noob
redkite: I AM BETTER THAN YOU

by muu September 29, 2013

occulo rectitis

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

ocular rectitis

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

by Kaelli May 10, 2010