rasterbator

A popular website and computer program that enlarges images and exports them to a PDF, which you can print out, tape together, and hang up like a poster.

Meloncat? Pop it into the rasterbator and hang it up on that doorway!

by PhoenixJ October 23, 2005

Resterbate

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.

-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!

by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012

Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.

Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.

by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016

rasterbator

One who recreates an image using small dots, see rasterbate

shane couldn't afford the poster, so he rasterbated it, what an effing rasterbator...

by poopa32 October 27, 2005

rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.

I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.

by timmah55 November 7, 2010

Rasterbate

A mixture of Rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to "rasterbate" is the act of being stoned while masturbating.

After hitting the bong a few times, Jen and John went into the bedroom. Jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.

by couch.40 July 12, 2011

rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.

Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"

by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009