Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

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Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

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ratural

rational and natural at the same time

It would be completely ratural for you to be in love with him, except that you've never spoken to him outside of chem lab.

by cheeseoftheday November 18, 2009

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Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

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