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Idiot Radiation

Emanating from exceptionally stupid people Idiot Radiation has the effect of slowly chipping away at a persons intelligence/sanity. Although mild exposure can leave the exposed feeling angry, bitter, and or homicidal for short to moderate periods of time prolonged exposure has been known to increase an individuals resistance, acting as a form of inoculation. (At least in the cases where prolonged exposure hasn’t resulted in violence.)

Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.

Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.

Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’

The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
by flashwildecard January 1, 2011
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Ramsition

Noun

1. The process in which someone changes quickly and erratically from one story to another with no regard for the listener or having any intention of finishing the original story or thought.

Verb

1. To veer so far from your original intended thought or story that the people listening to said story have no actual fucking idea what the original intended thought was and neither do you.
“No one really wanted him to finish the story about the feed store that Elvis’s aunt had before the ramsition anyway.”
by Free the man April 26, 2020
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Pi Radiation

When blips or bleeps received on Earth seems to follow the digital pattern of the decimal number π, which makes astronomers (or even astrologers) get pretty excited, as this celestial signal could prove that extraterrestrials were trying to make contact with earthlings.
Since the detection of pi radiation that hints to the high probability that there is life on other planets, mathematicians-agnostics haven’t uttered a word to the existence of an Almighty God, who is behind the scenes controlling the motion of the planets and galaxies.
by Fasters December 26, 2021
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Radiation

The energy emitted by the grand radar-phone which alerts all teachers within 5km of its proximity of its presence.
Belinda felt her chromosomes deforming from the constant beam of radiation emitted from Evan.
by j00000 June 7, 2021
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radiation taco

What you feed your roommate because your a tranny~Mexican who has cancer. Hoping he gets cancer too & comes with you to the grave.
Rob: "Esther better lay off those Radiation Tacos, she doesn't have that many bandanas left!"

Girl: "What color coffin does she want?"
by RizzJizz68 March 12, 2017
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radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.
In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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rawlationship

When two people that are not dating wanna make their sexual relationship exclusive, they'll agree to a rawlationship where they'll have unprotected sex with one another but will wear a condom if they have sex with others.
Bro 1 "Are you and Justine dating?"
Bro 2 "No we're just in a rawlationship"
by TheCommodore69 October 25, 2022
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