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fun raincoat 

A person who refuses to engage in anything resembling fun, to the ire of many.
Man, this dude is a fun raincoat.
fun raincoat by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021

Put a raincoat on it 

An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.
John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No
Put a raincoat on it by cpuvcpu December 30, 2011

Memphis Raincoat

When you cover yourself or your partner’s body with plastic wrap before ejaculation for easy cleanup.
My wife put on a Memphis Raincoat when we had sex during her lunch break so she could get back to work on time.
Memphis Raincoat by Yakitasha February 4, 2020

devils raincoat 

A condom with a hole in it. Usually put in by wife/girlfriend.
Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
devils raincoat by blumehauser October 13, 2009

Chinese Raincoat 

A cheaply made condom lined with Opium.
Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!

Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!

Raincoat Kid 

Mentally challenged individual brought to the mall or public place in raincoats, when it is not raining. The reason being that there may be a chance of rain during the outing and the caretakers want to avoid the trouble of trying to get the kids into their raincoats if it begins to rain.
Wow idiot, I have heard better ideas from a raincoat kid.
Raincoat Kid by CledusJenkins April 18, 2010