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ragtime bullshit

Random incoherent babbling, often caused by one being drunk.
You really need to lay off the ragtime bullshit, man.
by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003
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Ragtime Gal

Slang terminology for a women on her period
"I just found a tampax wrapper in the bathroom. Hello my babe, hello my darlin', hello my Ragtime Gal!"
by Snoopwhat January 7, 2008
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Ragtime blues

That silly cow next door is screaming at her kids again; Seems to happen about every 4 weeks so I guess it must be a touch of the ol' Ragtime Blues.
by Vanilla Soup September 9, 2016
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Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.
by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010
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rag time marching band

when a girl is on her period. and acting like a cunt.
Well Bill sounds like your wife is pissed and the rag time marching band is in town for a week.
by fids December 28, 2007
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rag time

when a female is on her period, time when all normality takes a vacation; a week or so when all normality is null and void (no negotiations!), 'that time of month',
1.) "If we go out drinking tonight, I can't have TOO much fun. It's rag time, so I can't pick up any guys."

2.) "Sorry, Honey. It's rag time so we can't fool around."

3.) "This dipshit at the bar THOUGHT he was a player with some game, but he was WICKED trashed! I just had to take the opportunity and see to it that the player finally got played, so I didn't tell him it was rag time (and he never even found out! What a dickwad!) ."

4.) UGH! It's rag time!"
by abnrml March 20, 2010
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Ramtime

Time to click random at UrbanDictionary.com. Time to FUCK!
Oh now it's ramtime!
by L33tbean May 13, 2005
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