raging boner 

When you get a super erect penis when your mad

Guy 1:That Damn Mat h teacher gave me a f on my recent math test Guy 2: Ikr she did too Guy 1:It gave me such a raging boner Guy:2:Oh Umm wow... Tmi?

raging boner by cobaltgeo May 30, 2016

Raging Boner 

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

Raging Boner by Captain October 2, 2004

The Raging Boner 

A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.

-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?

-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.

The Raging Boner by Tities McTotfuck December 17, 2007

raging manatee boner 

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.

Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.

raging manatee boner by Alabia May 24, 2008

Raging Inferno Boner 

When your dong gets so out of hand it lights on fire therefore you scream "I have a RAGING INFERNO BONER!" and then slap a hooker across the face with it.

Guy 1: Dude I think I got...
Guy 2: Aids?
Guy 1: No, worse.
Guy 2: Wha-
Guy 1: RAGING INFERNO BONER!!!!!!!
Hooker: *Fuck*

Raging Inferno Boner by Xplodin October 3, 2012

raging home boner 

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

raging home boner by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

raging home boner 

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

raging home boner by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024