rageturbate

The act of a nerd becoming angered over bad linux compiles and resorting to taking it out on himself while watching porn.

Beating it into submission.

Guy #1: What happened to Jim?

Guy #2: His toolchain crapped out, he's left to go rageturbate but he'll brb.

by AproSamurai May 20, 2012

Rageturbate

When you are enraged that you start to masturbate for no reason. Typically a hidden instinct to relieve stress

Guy 1: GODDAMNIT! My wife is cheating on me!

Guy 2: bro calm down and pull your pants up before you rageturbate again.

by Oh you must be our new neighbo November 14, 2015

Ragerbate

Angry masterbation to get out pent up rage

He keeps stealing all the women from me to the point where I just need to go home and ragerbate it out

by Ragerbation nation September 21, 2018

rageupdates

rageupdates is the greatest update page on twitter.

He posts clips and lets me know when my favorite streamer KING Yourrage will go live

He's probably a fat loser in his moms basement but yrg still loves him <3

"Is rage going live?"

"nah let me check rageupdates"

"damn that nigga scammed us again"

by YourAVIRGIN August 9, 2023

RageBate

Jerking off to the intentional pain someone tried to cause.

After dumping me for a 19 year old —- I used that cashmere sweater you left behind to clean up my ragebate.

by Gboyzie November 13, 2025