Quelf

noun: Someone that tries to play games with big shot players and gets tooled on. Originated when the word "Quelf" was played on a triple word score by Devin McDermott, Master of Scrabble, and the lesser players didn't challenge it for fear of losing their turn.

verb: To tool all over someone. see tool

Westwood tried to bluff, but I showed my pocket aces and quelfed in his face.

The punk kids talked a great game, but when they tried to play cards with us, we found out they were a couple of quelfs.

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott March 17, 2004

Quelf

A very small man who used to work for Santa clause who now struggles with a same sex attraction

Don't allow your kids to be around the quelf down the street!

After Christmas was over the quelf went to Burger King and ordered a proud whopper.

by Pootielicious July 6, 2014

Quelf

A fanny fart...or when gas escapes through the vagina

Pierre- ewww lisa just quelfed (adj)...
Lisa- what does that mean?
Pierre- when gas come out of ur fanny instead of ur ass hole

by pimp June 18, 2006

Quelf

Vaginal flatulence from an elf or midget.

Laura quelfed her yoga pants while playing her stupid game.

by Randal907 November 24, 2018

Quelf

To fart with your dick

My friend Alec quelfed in class, and everyone shot him to death.

by Big.woofer January 15, 2021