quelf

kwelf
Adjective; Noun; Verb;

1) Synonymous term for substantial homoeroticism, circumventing more common terms such, as queer, gay, homo, etc.

2) Emasculating "Elfs" by fusing the term with the word "Queer"

3) Ranking philologically between butt-pirate and fairy.

Adjective:

Wow, those pink christmas decorations are completely quelf.

Noun:

P1: Did you see Charles staring and Rodney's ass?
P2: Yeah....he always brushes up against me...
P1: If I wouldn't know any better I'd say he's an ass-pirate
P2: I hear ya, he's more of a quelf.

Verb:

P1: Quit quelfing in the luchroom homes!
P2: Sorry, the way you stroke that coke machine gets me all hot and bothered...

by Denise Sirkot November 28, 2010

Quelf

A fanny fart...or when gas escapes through the vagina

Pierre- ewww lisa just quelfed (adj)...
Lisa- what does that mean?
Pierre- when gas come out of ur fanny instead of ur ass hole

by pimp June 18, 2006

Quelf

Vaginal flatulence from an elf or midget.

Laura quelfed her yoga pants while playing her stupid game.

by Randal907 November 24, 2018

Quelf

To fart with your dick

My friend Alec quelfed in class, and everyone shot him to death.

by Big.woofer January 15, 2021

Queefcup

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.

My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.

by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018

Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.

Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.

by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

Queefer at the Reefer

A girl who queefs at a reefer party

Mark: Damn, me and my girl had some crazy sex at that reefer.
Kyle: Yeah bro, I heard her. She was a queefer at the reefer!

by MsMegan July 22, 2012